Sample Heaven
Monday, August 22nd, 2005Fast Food
Lately I have been thinking about fast food more often. Specifically, you enter those places just how you would enter a porn palace: either (1) you’re just seedy and don’t care, or (2) you should know better, but
you do it anyway, either (a) covertly, (b) or with tremendous guilt upon departure. I
have to admit openly that I worship my traditional McDonalds breakfast of a sausage breakfast
burrito and a fruit and yogurt parfait. Also, last week I got a kids meal at BK, and received a free Transformer — more than meets the eye! But, I refuse to get chicken fries. I think it’s wrong that meat now mimics vegetables. I don’t care that it’s a starch. What’s next, pear-shaped veal?
Credit
In light of purchasing a home in Austin in a few short weeks, I have become obsessed with repairing my credit. My Equifax report indicates that I have healthy credit, and I qualify for more home than I thought. However, I have a few blemishes that I aspire to fix. First, I need to get my balances at below 50% of the credit line. Second, I never closed a Structure account that I opened years and years ago for a free monthly gift. Thank God it has no balance. Third, and most importantly, I had about 5 late payments, the last of which occurred in 2002. I am reading website and making disputes, and it’s become sort of a hobby. I want my credit perfect Gosh darnit!
Rat
So, on Monday I received a message from Andrea while at work. She is crying. I freak, assuming something happened to her dad. I look for plane tickets to Chicago. Meanwhile, I get in touch with Joanna who tells me Andrea has been attacked by a rat. Thinking that Andrea is still working with homeless-type clients, I think that a rabid rat has randomly attacked her. Turns out her (literally) retarded client handed her her pet rat and proceeded to nibble and then rip the flesh off Andrea’s finger. It subsequently affixed itself to Andrea’s finger as she attempted to pull it off with her other hand. After a strong tug, it latched onto her other hand. Blood spurted everywhere in this retarded person’s home, and stains Andrea’s steering wheel. Andrea went to the emergency room. She still has all her fingers though they are covered with weird/large ping-pong ball shaped bandages. You may be happy to know that the rat named "Junior" is now grounded. I thought they should make a yamaka out of the rat’s skin.
LA
I started thinking about my career. One day I may want to be a mediator. It’s something that really appeals to me and I think I am suited to this sort of career for a variety of reasons. I refuse to incur any more debt or leave California. But, I am entertaining the idea of in 3-4 years getting a job at Pepperdine and getting free tuition to get an LLM in ADR there. It is the top-ranked program and would it be a sin to live in Malibu for a year or two? I actually think it would be. I don’t want to leave here SF at all. I feel like SF is my mommy and I am a little boy who needs it to take care of me.
WEEK IN REVIEW:
Head Shot
On Monday Erick took headshots with a low-megapixel webcam. I put makeup on, washed my hair, put on a tight black shirt and we took a bunch of pictures. He did a bang-up job, and they turned out decent but because of the nature of the camera they are blurry — they’re my friendster pictures now. I need to get real ones.
Performance
On Wednesday, I performed my pieces for class. I sang four in all. Francie didn’t like my selections, but Naomi liked them and reiterated that after the performance. It seems like Francie would rather us sing songs we are uncomfortable with that are right for our casting than songs we are comfortable with. She said she thought I would be a perfect Curly in Oklahoma. I don’t think I’m credible enough to disagree with her, but I thought they were OK. In accord with my great eager-beaverness, I went first, which allowed me to appreciate my classmates’ performances. I was asked to sing the entirety of one song I definitely did not prepare for. I think I did well. Regardless, I am relieved it’s over, and excited about my time off and next ACT classes. I think I am going to start a Psych class next term: Human Sexuality.
Rasberry Collins
Thursday, I had lunch with an alum from NY who looks exactly like Matthew McCaunaghey (sp?) and he recommended Gaspare’s pizza. As he is from NY, I thought he was credible though in his defense, he professed that he wasn’t a pizza snob.
That same night a new friend just moved to attend Stanford Med, so we
celebrated. We originally went to Mecca, which on Thursday night is filled with rich lesbians who valet their BMW’s. We went inside for a little bit and on my way out a femme grabbed me in a private place on my body and proclaimed "darling." It was shocking to say the least.
Afterwards, we went to Martunis again, which has become my favorite
bar. They had these really ridiculous drink specials for any drink with
$1 Plymouth Gin. We had Rasberry Collins and on top of it received free
CDs.(more on that later). I was so giddy that I was willing to sing, but un/fortunately the piano player didn’t know my songs. The Plymouth promoters were really funny. There were two of them, a guy and a girl. They spent a lot of time at our table, assuring us that we were the most approachable people in the bar. The guy kept on saying how proud he was that he was getting more attention than the girl b/c all the gay guys wanted to talk to him. The girl kept on trying to get him to mingle. He was a senior at Berkeley who plans to be a cop, or so he says. He was simultaneously complaining/bragging about all the guys hitting on him, but he kept on touching me. Space issues. Weird guy.
Cab
I took an interesting cab home. My cab driver was a nice Indian man. I started talking about Lahore, where he ate the day before. He felt I was very credible b/c I knew Lahore and went on very passionately about his wife’s Nihari and the 5-hour cooking process, and the marrow, and it was very intense. I feel strangely connected to Indian people. I really do. In the midst of this passionate exchange, I started talking about investing in Austin, and the prices there and I think this man was going to blow. He has 6 kids and wants them to have a good life. I gave him my card and he called the next day and is going to move there. Weird the lives you change without even intending to.
Explosive
I was walking to work minding my own business on Friday. I noticed a little bit of nervous energy around me but had no idea that I very narrowly averted a major explosion that occured 1/2 a block away from me on a street I travel on every day. The Crocker Galleria is abutted by two streets. I was walking down Sutter, the other side is Post. The explosion occurred on the Post side, right where I had intended to dine for lunch, at a place called Medicine, which is based on a 500-year old Japanese diet. A Mac friend and I are going to check out Medicine next week. Re: the explosion , weird - b/c (1) there’s nothing you can do to avoid stuff like this and (2) how unphased I feel about it. Later in the day I played the CD I received at Martunis. It was so awful that it was entertaining. The guy singing in it was so tone deaf that I was too embarassed to even play it in my office. It’s like the William Hung of jazz standards.
Slow and Comfortable
On Friday, I bumped into another random Macalester person in the Mission. This has happened so many times that I no longer consider it a
coincidence. We had a pleasant night — went to a Sunflower Vietnamese, a Jazz Club named Savannas, and partook in tacos at Taqueria San Jose. A solid, if not slightly uneventful, night with 5 Jewish men and a lady. Jeff asked me in a nonoffensive way, but not rhetorically, how long I could go without talking. I think I could go pretty long actually, though I believe this is unquantifiable unless I were to join a monastery. The question is why would I want to?
I woke up at about 3 PM on Saturday, and Andrea and I spent the whole day together. I feel so comfortable with Andrea, a person with whom I have spent three phases of my life with. I totally get her and love her. We went to Costco where there were the best samples I have seen in a while: trout, bacon, chow mein, yogurt drinks, pork loin, sausages, chicken salad, tuna salad, pomegranate juice, teddy grahams, frozen berries, tortillas, ravioli, the list goes on. Free samples make me oh so happy. It’s my Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The best I’ve ever had? Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, the Summer of 2002. I guess Oprah has her summer home there for a reason! As a side note, I want a talk show.
We went to dinner at Gaspare’s. While waiting for a table we found an awesome and dynamic Russian bakery. About the pizza: The crust was gummy. The place had a good vibe inside, but the crust situation made me uber-sad. I really liked the meatball and marinara sauce, but San Francisco NEEDS better pizza. MN had better pizza, for Christ’s sake. Is it really that hard? During dinner Andrea and I squabbled about whether Risiminis had pizza. I swear they just had calzones and pasta dishes.
Afterwards, Andrea and I went to Mitchell’s, which we have been intending to do for a while. I had butterscotch marble. I love chocolate dip. We proceeded to Cow Hollow to watch the 40-year old virgin, which was slighly more insightful than other movies of its genre, though it was also slightly racist and homophobic. I think I love the soundtrack. I returned home and the Stanford neighbors were at it again with their psychotic fraternity antics. They have a new habit of smoking on our stoop and accidentally leaning against our buzzer. Fun fun fun!
House Parties
Lately, I have been invited to more house parties. Today, I spent the whole day at my friend Brian’s BBQ in Noe. It was a lot of fun. His home was quite nice. The crowd was comprised of attractive professional hipster types, i.e. ex-Peace Corps volunteers who sold out. I spent 7 or 8 hours there, just drinking beer and meeting interesting people clustered in cohorts, many of whom were from Boston, did Peace Corps in Benin, attended Middlebury, or had visited South Africa. I chilled the most with a couple of international folks: a German-South African-Norweigan guy named Thor (who reminded me of Tom b/c he is a German national who works for a shipping container company — he knows about 50 ways to open a beer bottle), and a Russian girl named Polina, who I felt remarkably comfortable making fun of. I wish I had time to nurture friendships with all the cool people I meet. I love how that’s one of my bigger problems right now.
Parking lot
- My dad just developed the ability to perceive when I tune him out. I feel so bad when he notices and immediately gets off the phone with me. I know that talking to me on the phone is one of the highlights of his life, and now I have to act engaged the whole time. Again, boo-hoo, if this is my biggest problem.
- My sister hung out with Luke Wilson (the actor) this weekend who is also investing in TX real estate.
-Dave Tallman notified me that Macalester is rated the hottest college in America by a subjective and random ranking concocted by Newsweek to sell magazines and compete with USNews. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8939242/ — I notified Mac about this before they even knew.
Shut up, I get excited about those things.
- We’re going to go camping in Big Sur pretty soon. I haven’t been camping in MANY years. The only thing I hate about it is sleeping on the ground.
- I cleaned my bedding today. Boy do I love fresh sheets. I have notably had no laundry snafus as of late.
- I love reading your blogs and I love that you read mine. I think it’s a great way to keep in touch and document the little things in your life.
- My old firm has a new website that looks much better.
- My friend Cara is missing and I am really worried. She spent the summer in Texas, but hasn’t returned, her phone is off, and she is not listed on the student directory at USF.
- The Folsom St. Fair is coming and even though last year I was completely traumatized by it, I am strangely excited to go.
- Rakhee is moving soon!
- My roommates and I have all been doing all our own things lately. It’s both sad and nice at the same time, but all in all completely different.
- I’ve had a weaker bladder lately
- I am obsessed with Yelp still. Help.
- There’s love in the air. I can smell it. Not necessarily for me, but it’s out there.
- Did Risiminis really have pizza?